I wrote this on New Year’s Eve 2001 while tripping on psilocybin mushrooms. I wrote it on a Mac in the Post-It note application; hence, I call it the murdermuffin post-it:
even standing in the halls at Best Buy
leaving little notes
[and writing on the back of pics]
[edited for television]
repeat that phrase forever
write a book,
spend your life writing books
would be okay
slither in here,
(go crazy, it doesn’t matter, live wildly and fun, we’re gonna put this here and that there, we’re going to redecorate!! (in quotations) going to redecorate and have childish fun)
abundance in everything
what can we create from this?
friekish fun is impossible to fathom, though, for (mere mortals)…and from their point of reason it is insult, it is scathing mockery, it is diabolique, mysteryschzism, intangible murderfrockery, middlewatschmoffining, sallygaggingmizzteryhocclingwandermuffiningspellbindery!
write plays where people are the extremes of obscure characterization, poetry consisting all of one syllable, syllableschisms, poetry consisting of just one word, forget about publishing….redefine the medium.
redefine the medium
[expand candy-smurfing zipsquiggler and call Mattel]
[it’s improv poetry and a party game all slammed into one]
[make weird packages and send them to CEOs…proposals…explore eccentricities]
redefinition of a syllableschism
plays that are just wordplay…drama just two characters spewing otherwise unutterable nonsensical strings of paradise, muffinfucker paradise, the gamo-globulan universiary syllable…one hour of that, incomprehensible by most readers and audience members, unshoulderable by most actors, the most brilliant dramatic
don’t take risks…live (conceptually) up against the wall of weird, oblivious to the box
don’t edit anything.
hi. i’m brilliant.
[entire books of logical syntactic wordplay]
make them come to you.
no capitals. all punctuation. everything.
attitude. the works.
[entire book written phonetically]
forget the box.
[words from computers]
gate no. 17
robbing monkeys blind eyebrows
write with no punctuation, no articles, no discernable fantasy
write a few more things down.
[alphapussy…alphabet book of poetry, absolute literature, a is for…, b is for…; a page for every letter; a page for every guideword in the dictionary]
how ’bout later?
how about now.
[entire dialog of that, then eight other scenes equally abstract, a pinch of cumin, call it play]
[weird punctuation in alphapussy…like the punctuation from a dictionary on mushrooms]
the rest is history.
massmedia cultural redirection (genocide)
welcome to next.
the importance of mixed-media genital re-improvosation
[call emily…do a language show]
reenergizing murdermuffin protein
[spell everything phonetikally]
note to self.
[instantaneous vehicular re-appropriation]
murdermuffin maladies [title]
that’s the whole thing.
[game that comes up with?] ad slogans
fake ad slogans.
intentional misspelling. [corrected]
bipartisan lingual reposession.
the wacky particle.
worrysome wizard. wobbling. worrying. whenever.
whwnwvwr [get it?]
murder club candy.
[go in and post notes everywhere…reclaim a coffeehouse…take over, placing notes, a happening, ]
it’s just. but–
doctor happenstance is in the house
rap. monkey. is in the house.
in the house.
off the hook.
[decorate bill tudor’s house]
you’re not dreaming.
winnebago. boulevard. zapfchancery.
straight to classical.
[encourage rapid evolution of the English language]
play classical loud.
re-muffin-ize (as in, we’re going to … this whole place)
resubtract and redouble.
aim to tolerize.
56. 57. What’s next!? 58?
instantaneous realphabetization complex
i’m through with chess.
that fucking billionaire.
what’s your perception?
just one critisim.
hold that thought.
i wont kiss.
i’ve changed everything.
new slogans all around.
it was nothing.
not with you.
we’ll take parts of it.
doesn’t it feel ducky?
i mean the feeling.
it’s my favorite place to sleep.
you’re not it.
the words are real.
i wish i had my list.
protect the innocent.
really mathematical thinking.
before I learned to talk.
hello my kittae.
reinitiate pregnant pauses.
reactivate the pregnancy.
you didn’t say that.
partially retolerable waste.
partially retolerable byproduct.
extra virgin. extra wide.
[r]iddle me this.
boulevard of broken pencils
[m]ovies with millions of movie references
with a through line and characters, drama, literary, but supermodern
m is for movies, but we never say so
[with diagrams like in a dictionary]
remalady the zhivago.
all the way.
different every time.
keep the pants. lose the hair.
I hope you’re having a lovely time.